THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER FIND A GIRL.

My status: You tell me you're a gamer and then the games you list are: "Adventure games such as la noire, sherlock holmes vs jack the ripper, dragon age, bejeweled 3 nd uhh lost planet" Uhm...
Friend #1: Well Dragon Age counts. lol
Me: Well yes... but the fact BEJEWELED 3 is in that list... I've just got no words. XD
Friend #1: ‎/agreed there lol
Me: "Yeah... I'm just gonna go home and fuck up some nubs on Bejewled 3. I mean those jewels... they're such nubs!" /bro face.
Friend #2: Hey.. bejeweled is some serious business, bro.
Me: Bring it, brah. I'll PWN your face so hard.
My realization: #This status is why I'll never get a girl.