| My status: | You tell me you're a gamer and then the games you list are: "Adventure games such as la noire, sherlock holmes vs jack the ripper, dragon age, bejeweled 3 nd uhh lost planet" Uhm... |
| Friend #1: | Well Dragon Age counts. lol |
| Me: | Well yes... but the fact BEJEWELED 3 is in that list... I've just got no words. XD |
| Friend #1: | /agreed there lol |
| Me: | "Yeah... I'm just gonna go home and fuck up some nubs on Bejewled 3. I mean those jewels... they're such nubs!" /bro face. |
| Friend #2: | Hey.. bejeweled is some serious business, bro. |
| Me: | Bring it, brah. I'll PWN your face so hard. |
| My realization: | #This status is why I'll never get a girl. |